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“If I ever had to shag a man, it would have to be Bowie." - Tim Roth

  #Yeah    #Heathen Tour for sure    #00s Bowie    #David Bowie  

Merry Christmas! May it be filled with happiness and joy.

  #and porn    #though I guess porn would be both    #OH! CHRISTMAS PORN!    #Look for good Christmas porn though    #yeah  

I’m thankful for Bowie’s eyebrows. And of course his massive, absolutely amazing return to our hearts after a ten year music hiatus…But mostly I’m just thankful for his eyebrows.

  #or nose    #Yeah    #His nose    #his nose is made out of perfection and sex    #he could probably give orgasms with that nose  
missingone123:


queenhannah:
If you can find the black dot in this picture, you suffer from clinical depression. The part of your brain that produces the chemical needed for happiness is damaged, so the other parts of your brain work harder to solve problems. Most people with clinical depression are actually highly intelligent.
If you find the black dot, you may want to consult a psychologist promptly.

oh
ok

missingone123:

queenhannah:

If you can find the black dot in this picture, you suffer from clinical depression. The part of your brain that produces the chemical needed for happiness is damaged, so the other parts of your brain work harder to solve problems. Most people with clinical depression are actually highly intelligent.

If you find the black dot, you may want to consult a psychologist promptly.

oh

ok

  #yeah    #sure    #I totally believe that    #Though I;ll buy the highly intelligent part to boost my oh so wonderful ego    #:D  

I don’t even know. 

  #eh    #mine    #yeah    #sdfdfsdf  

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  #TMI?    #Yeah    #probably  

I decided to make regular tea. Because I can.

In a Spock cup. Because I can. 

  #I'm too lazy to make ice tea    #that's logical right?    #I'll probably make it tomorrow though    #or iced coffee    #Yeah    #I know how to make ice coffee    #there's a shocker on shock street  
  #I had this edit from.. yesterday?    #so    #yeah    #kbai  

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  #Dear Lord    #something just reminded of the days when I had to wear a mouthgear because of braces    #fucking thing    #or things    #yeah    #I eventually had to get two if I'm right