Fuck yeah I’m re-blogging myself! XD
Emily: Brains are ugly.
Cal: That’s my brain, that is.
Emily: Oh, well you have a very handsome brain.
Cal: Thank you very much.
EMILY See, in science class, we like to call it momentum. You just need a little momentum, dad.
CAL Traffic sucks.
EMILY You’re avoiding the conversation! I mean, have you even taken a woman out since you and mom split up?
CAL Not your department.
EMILY I’m just saying you need to stop dwelling in the past, you know? You need to forge on, fight the good fight.
CAL Where’d you get this crap?
EMILY Oprah, mostly.
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